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Techie Article

The article below was taken from the site "theskyisthelimit.com"... its amusing and thought it would be nice to share it would you peolple especially to the the "techie people"who are married...so that's all i guess...(~_^)


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer with Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,
“A Troubled User”

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Dresses 2.1 and Jewelry 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Thanks,

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2009 CIT Intramurals:Color's day

It was my first time to experience intramurals in CIT. It is the best-intrams-experience i've ever had as a college student because all events seem to fall into places at the right time and at the right place. It all started last August 25, 2009 where almost everybody are looking forward for the opening of the 5-day intramurals. The intramurals opens with the raising of the different symbols of the CIT-colleges and was followed with the lighting of torch, followed with several activities. The ambience of the campus vividly entangles the clashes of the different colleges as each one yelled their cheers to support their respective representatives in the different sports and events. Well, I'm one of those crowd shouting, experiencing the rapid pace of heart beat when the scores of the opposing teams are racing, and thinking of the best strategy to distract the opponent(bad side) hehehe. Well anyways, overall, it was not just an ordinary rest day from paperworks or from solving equations in calculus or even from programming problems, but it is as well as meeting new people and gaining friends from different colleges. Connecting with them and creating camaraderie as everyone seems to fit as fast as the flash of the sony digital camera 8.0 megapixels(as I was bringing along since day 1). Everyone at that time seems to forget that we are in the vicinity of an Educational Institute, for almost everybody are enjoying the smell of the smoke of the barbecue along the "LULINGHAYAW booth festival", with the eardrum-destroying tone of those frustrated singers! and with the nerve wracking concentration of surpassing the loops carefully to get the pot money of 30 pesos(courtesy of M.E. booth). I had my friends with me when i experience it all which makes it more enjoyable and more memorable, (not to mention that i had almost 700 pictures from day 1 until the closing. ). It was worth-waiting for and worth experiencing for!. Though it was not an ideal intrams but i must say, i really enjoyed watching those who faltered in striking the ball back to the opponent and those who simply made the floor as their base in their amazing acrobatics(led by beyonce of commerce) and loosing voice,saliva and sweats as I soaked myself under the heat of what seems to be hotter than the summer season. Amidst all of these,...I still had fun!, Pictures!New friends! and Joy! as I watched the pictures i took during the said event.All experiences are vividly captured and I'm happy to be part of everything about the Intrams in CIT. I cant find the exact words to end and describe what i felt when i started writing this blog, but i think this one last word seems to summarize the essence of the CIT-INTRAMURALS-2009.....colorful! and yet It was known as the Color's Day in CIT.

Electronics Class Section KO1

These are my classmates during my class in Electronics 1 laboratory with the schedule of 7:30-10:30am saturday. Last August 22, i had a chance of taking these pictures because we don't have anything to do. Since we are already done with our final reports due at that day, to save time and to have fun, we decided to just pose and pose until the time ends. hehehe bow!